Friday 21 July 2017

BLOODSHED! Wicked Political Scheme Unveiled!

Moles strategically placed in the Lenny-Kathuri (LEKA) camp have revealed to Siasa za Embu, of an evil scheme being plotted against the incumbent Embu governor, H.E Martin Wambora. According to the sources, LK a.k.a Riceman is planning to pay for trucks to hit small cars on the Nairobi-Meru highway, specifically between Ena and Gakwegori. 
An accident scene along the Nairobi-Meru highway


THE MISSION
All that is well ends well, but not in this case; reason being that the drivers' assignment is utterly wicked! They are supposed to drive as recklessly as possible along the stretch covering Country View hotel, an establishment owned by governor Wambora. The purpose of the reckless driving is to cause minor accidents timed to cause minimal injuries to themselves but hurt pedestrians and any bystanders. The vehicles are to overlap and overtake each other dangerously in the vicinity of the hotel, on consecutive days in the last week towards the general election on 8/8/2017. It is a wickedly contrived plot aimed at causing bloodshed around the area in a bid to try and convince voters that the massive popularity and support Wambora currently enjoys is not genuine but a result of blood 'sacrifice'. 

The whole yarn has been spun by experts at mob psychology, who know very well how fast bad news travels and what impact it's likely to cause. Fortunately the scheme has been uncovered and necessary steps are being taken to counter the attack. After all, Wambora is a God-fearing man who lives and leads by biblical principles, and as it is written, '...the tribulations of a righteous man are many, but the Lord delivers him from them all'.
Governor Wambora is the preferred candidate for the majority, especially after the president's endorsement recently.