Monday 1 May 2017

WARNING! WAMBORA ADVISED Not To Be Too Sure of Victory in August

Embu Senator Lenny Kivuti  (Left) is said to be buying off Wambora's top brains

LENNY KIVUTI HAS VOWED NOT TO LEAVE ANY ‘LOOSE CHANGE’ UNSPENT…

Whoa! Embu governor, His Excellency Martin Nyaga Wambora may, by right, be allowed to let out a sigh of relief following his triumph in the recent Jubilee Party primaries, whereby he floored Runyenjes MP Hon. Cecily Mbarire, beating her by close to 20,000 votes.
Governor Wambora receives his certificate after win

However, the jubilant leader, who has become a political celebrity after being hyped by the media as the governor with the proverbial nine lives of the cat, needs to spring back to action. Fast! Well, this won’t be too hard for him considering that he is a man of action as depicted by his fond name, ‘Ciiko’, meaning action.

According to political analysts close to the now tried and tested leader, the only thing he will have to do is work smart. Work as hard but work twice as smart. He will have to pay more attention to his teams of strategic thinkers; both formal and informal, for these and not his regular sycophants, have a clear picture of the fiery political darts about to be unleashed by his major opponent, Senator Lenny Kivuti.

Mr. Kivuti is said to be a very rich man, known for his generous contributions at fundraising functions and his crowd-pulling tactic of dishing out cash to obviously needy youth. Now, having learnt that some in Wambora’s elite team are disgruntled, the tycoon has sworn to shower them with money, in a bid to woo them to his side.