Wednesday 26 April 2017

GOVERNOR WAMBORA’S GENIUS; Parallel Tallying Centre Helps Thwart Rigging Plot in JP Primaries


As it has been said of old, ‘…the guilty are always afraid…’ and so Cess is afraid.

The establishment of a call and parallel tallying Centre in Embu County during the ongoing Jubilee Party primaries has in a great way put a stop to what was supposed to have a been one of the biggest political heists of the season.

Talk of hullabaloo, helter-skelter and every other word that could describe the fuss all around Embu politics today! But then the good news about it all is that, as it is written, ‘the just shall live by faith’.

It has come to the attention of Governor Wambora’s strategic team that a lot of machinations are going on in the desperate effort by the incumbent’s main opponent, Hon. Cecily Mbarire who is already lagging far behind as far as votes casted are concerned.
According to data collected by the very elite strategic team working for governor Wambora, the governor has garnered votes in doubles, so that while governor Wambora has 51,213 votes, Cess, as the Runyenjes MP is commonly referred to, has got 24,894 across all the wards of Embu County – as for now, at least, at 1:00pm on 26th April 2017.

However, according to intelligence reaching the office, the opponent’s camp is working with a few major media houses to mislead the people while working to tamper with votes and change what's recorded in the quest to actually rig the election. For instance, Citizen TV stopped relaying results since yester night but it worries the governor not a bit. All viewers are advised not to just believe all news that comes up on our TVs without verifying with Governor Wambora’s hotline.  It’s only a pity that Wambora’s antagonists don’t know what level of intellect they are dealing with here, anyway. All in all, Embu shall be great! Yes, Embu shall be great again like it was during the Mau Mau uprising. This shall happen only through the leadership of Governor Martin Wambora.
Cecily Mbarire casts her vote; she got zero votes in some polling stations despite her overconfidence

In order to save time, which is money, hence make the people of Embu and the country at large more prosperous; let it be remembered that whoever the Lord God has anointed, no weapon formed against him shall prosper. THE BATTLE IS ALREADY WON!