WHEN THE ‘RAT’ Decided To Drink From The SAME BOWL OF MILK As THE 'CAT'!

Lenny joining the president's convoy is like rat drinking milk
from the cat's bowl 

Wonders will never cease! 

Ever heard of the rat that shared the same bowl of milk with the cat? Considering that both the milk and the rat is food for the cat...  

It doesn’t take rocket science to tell what will happen once the milk is finished…

Now, before you dismiss this picture as offensive, let’s have a political look at it. 

When President Uhuru Kenyatta visited Embu County recently, he and Deputy President William Ruto had this purpose in mind: To kindly ask the electorate from the region to vote for them in the upcoming general election. They had also visited to drum up support for those aspirants vying for other seats on the Jubilee Party ticket. That is, those who emerged victorious in the party primaries held earlier in the year.

For the gubernatorial seat, the incumbent governor H.E Martin Wambora was the winner, while his main competitor, Lenny Kivuti had ran away from the battle and ditched Jubilee Party for Maendeleo Chap Chap. It was therefore quite unbecoming for Mr. Kivuti to tug along the president’s convoy, knowing very well that he had betrayed the party. No wonder the president didn’t recognize him but spoke highly of governor Wambora.

Looking at the top picture artistically, the president’s visit was the bowl of milk, and you can tell as much as I can, who between ‘cat’ and ‘rat’ is likely to devour the other once the milk is finished. (Politically speaking)

   

MORAL OF THE STORY: It is not very wise for one to insist on sharing his competitor’s meal. 

PRESIDENT KENYATTA ENDORSES GOVERNOR WAMBORA!

President Uhuru Kenyatta exchanges a word with Governor Wambora during the Head of State's visit to Embu County.

Check! - Check mate is next - only those who play chess will understand what that means. Still, even to those who play other games, it's clear that president Uhuru Kenyatta, on his visit to Embu County, endorsed the incumbent governor Martin Wambora to carry on the mantle.

The mammoth crowd that attended the president's rally in Embu, where he and DP William Ruto urged the people to vote for Governor Wambora and Njeru Ndwiga as Senator

Deputy president Wiliam Ruto, on his part, urged the people to vote solely for those candidates vying on the Jubilee Party ticket. At Runyenjes town, the crowd went wild when the Deputy President called out for Eric Muchangi (Karemba) and commented that it will be the first time we will have a 'Mukurino' MP in Parliament.

Thus says the Lord, "Blessed is the man who finds favor with the king"

When the Lord says "Yes", nobody can say "No".

'YOU CAN'T CON A HONEST MAN!' Lenny Kivuti Supposedly Remarked Concerning Wambora

Unperturbed, Governor Wambora carries on with his development
Agenda

As the race to the the next general election heats up, revelations are coming to light concerning some of the reasons why Embu Senator, Lenny Kivuti ditched the Jubilee Party for Maendeleo ChapChap.

According to reliable sources close to the disgruntled politician, Mr Kivuti had had a blueprint drafted, a 'top secret' classified document detailing how he, in collaboration with a co-aspirant, would rig the JP nominations in April this year.

Before he Party-hopped, the poorly endowed leader, as far as oratory skills are concerned, is alleged to have orchestrated some political machinations aimed at having 'his people' hold powerful positions within the Jubilee Party interim Secretariat. '...His efforts had almost borne fruits were it not for the foresight of one Margret Lorna Kariuki..." Our informer at one point remarked.

The lady, who is going for Runyenjes parliamentary seat thwarted the ploy, and the outcome was an all inclusive Committee, which however tends to favour Ms. Cecily Mbarire, the other major contestant for the gubernatorial seat. This latter development has been attributed to the genius of one Raymond Kinyua, who is set to battle out for Runyenjes parliamentary seat with Maggie (above) and Eric Muchangi (Karemba)

The latter has however alienated himself and lost much of his popularity by aligning himself to Mr Kivuti, a.k.a Riceman.

The embittered Senator, before defecting to Dr. Alfred Mutua's Maendeleo Chapchap, is said to have lamented over his own dubious plan to unseat Governor Wambora, whereby he remarked, "You cannot con an honest man". 

Governor Wambora's honesty has been substantiated by the fact that despite all the political games being played all around him in a bid to snatch power from him, he doggedly pushes forward with his agenda of making Embu County a better place for everyone. The incumbent's various development projects allover the County speak out for him.

Governor Wambora on a recent tour of Embu County, whereby he was applauded wherever he went

MASTER OF SIGNATURES, IS SENATOR LENNY KIVUTI

Even before the dust from the still fresh allegations about the fake list of Jubilee Party interim officials for Embu County settles, the man who has now come to be referred to as 'Mr. Riceman' or LK, is already doing more signatures.

Embu Senator Lenny Kivuti makes a signature, as his proposed running mate Emilio Kathuri, among others look on

But before anyone jumps to judge him, may it be noted that he already has recruits, who include his proposed running mate Mr. Kathuri, aspiring MP for Runyenjes Eric Muchangi - popularly known as Karemba and the incumbent Governor Martin Wambora's deputy, Ms Dorothy Nditi. All of them seem to have learnt the art of doing signatures as seen in the photo below:

EMBU County Secretary Rayie, Emerges Favorite MNA Candidate for Runyenjes Elite.

Raymond Kinyua (Rayie)

Unknown to many, an informal poll survey has been going on in Runyenjes constituency, with the elite (educated and informed) in the society as the population.

The survey aimed at establishing who among the four main contestants for Member of National Assembly (MNA) seat in Runyenjes is most likely to win. The four candidates are Eric Muchangi (Karemba), County Secretary Raymond Kinyua (Rayie), Lorna Kariuki (Maggie) and John Njiru Kathangu (Kivare).

Aspirant John Njiru Kathangu

While majority agreed that Karemba is currently the most popular, they were quick to point out that he may not possess the capability to set up strategies, structures and systems necessary to represent the populous constituency in parliament.

Aspirant Eric Muchangi (Karemba)

Runyenjes has approximately 89,000 registered voters.
They also unanimously agreed that the candidate likely to give Eric Muchangi, popularly known as Karemba, a run for his popularity is CS Rayie.

They argued that in the run up to the 2017 general election, starting to gain more speed this festive season, the various contestants will rigorously work towards making their development agendas known to the people.

Former Embu County Secretary Lorna Kariuki (Maggie)

On this, majority of interviewees observed that Rayie's manifesto is likely to emerge superior as compared to others, given his track record in the Sports department and the office of the County Secretary which he currently holds and that if voters apply their reasoning rather than emotions, they will vote Rayie in.

The source of this information is an acclaimed political analyst.

ROMANCE AND POLITICS HAS ALWAYS WORKED

As it has been said of old that 'behind every successful man, there's a woman...', so it is with Embu governor Martin Wambora. Wherever he goes discharging his duties as governor, he is accompanied by first Lady Theressia Wambora and other beautiful female leaders, as appears in the photos above (left for web version) and below:

RUNYENJES CONSTITUENCY MNA ASPIRANTS' (MAGGIE AND KAREMBA) SHOWDOWN (Video)

Embu county politics seem to be getting heated as aspirants out do each other in public, to the amusement of voters.

RUNYENJES CONSTITUENCY MNA ASPIRANTS' (MAGGIE AND KAREMBA) SHOWDOWN (Video)

Embu county politics seem to be getting heated as aspirants out do each other in public, to the amusement of voters.